Creep Part II (for wannabes)

Currently listening to "Aerosmith - Avant Garden" and currently feeling
like a badass

cool



Rac's Id typing:
Before anything, i just want you to know that this entry is made exclusively for cool peeps, so if you're a crappy creep... BUZZ OFF! Get P4wn3d, get your sorry arses kicked and be sorry for trying to be cool.

Persistent brat. So, youve convinced yourself that you really are one of us? then read on, you wanna be a pop star huh... dam loser. for crying out loud, sheet sheet sheet sheet... *cool huh? let's try that again* sheet sheet sheet sheet. u satisfied now ayt? You have just read some oh!-very-cool words right thurr.

Basically, its okay, i dont mind mingling trying-to-be-cool-persons like you reading my packing entry. But just one last time, I wanna piss you, so here i go... Ph33r pack sheet you madapa ka nimcompoop sheety pack gud dam sack her wanna bees.... amfness....

kk i think you're still reading this cool stuff huh? then you've passed the test ayt? from now on, you are no longer a creep, but a certified COOLAZ Biatch. Ph33333333333r!!!!!!!!!!!! Ur UBER kool now. ROlfmao.

Wait, i forgot to tell you the reminders in retaining you UBER kool status now... kk? ayt.

1. always use our native language's words like sheet, fact, craft, dam, soccers and stuff like that ne?

2. AlwAyS trY tO tyPe inTeRcHAngIng UppER casE anD lOweR case LetTer ComBinAtiOn, WhaT yOu tyPed wIll haVe thE eSSenCe of "Coolness" in It and iT aDds a LOt Of FiNesSe.

3. Y0u C@n u$e symb0l$, th3y mak3 y0u Ub3r C00l.

4. Use foreign language to let paople know that you are intellectual, here's an example: "Porque tae french fries fetuccini pabarotti quod erum demonstratum lazarus et vividarium tae ebak kulunkulu shuawashuwashu ashitekara datta re toto? TOTO? TOTO? TOTO?"

5. Hang out with peeps who are also cool, dont mingle with losers and the like.

6. Go with the flow, use drugs, drink alcohol, participate in drag racing, gamble a lot, i mean a LOT, hang out with fly gals/guys, attend the Conference of the Cool Peoples regularly.

Now, if a loser dreamily invites you to a fight, the cool line to say is that "I'm gonna kick your hella arses so hard youre gonna kiss the packing moon." and if a loser gets you irritated by trying to be like you... you cool line to say is "You're a creep, you're a weirdo, *Gasp* (you have to gasp to make it more dramatic, you can replace this by other cool expressions like oh my god and woah) what the hell you're doing here? you dont belong here."

Now, im sure youre excited to use what youve learned here, go ahead, tell those losers how gud am forsaken they were and let them wish they were never born.

Anywayyyyz.... (see the cool effect?) let's repeat that one huh?

here it goes... (sigh)

Anywayyyyzzzzzzzzz (with a longer z, to add the cool sound), i think you should buzz off now, don't be a loser, be a pop star. Da hell??? Duh???? Like... nevermind.


this hand is uber cool!!!! it rULEeeeeeeeZZZZzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZ (love that z)

Rac's SuperEgo (overtakes id) Typing:
if you have to be cool, you have to be the PERFECT cool man.

Rac's Ego (overtakes superego)Typing:
All my God. *gasp* *sigh* Im supposed to be a creep, I'm supposed to be a weirdo. *GASP* what the hell im doing here???? I dont belong here. I dont belong here... She's just like an angel, her skin makes me cry.... :(

kailangan kong mag-use ng Ego's Defenses:
a. projection
b. intellectualization
c. reaction formation
d. displacement
e. rationalization

• sweet lemonizing
  
• sour graping
  

f. repression
g. denial

haha... ang saya magpretend na cool... GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (but im a creep, im a weirdooooohooooo)